Jul 11, 2017

3 Lions Pub

Bothell, WA

Jul 12, 2017

Ambassador Winery

Woodinville, WA

Jul 13, 2017

Tony V's Garage

Everett, WA 

Jul 15, 2017

The Wharehouse

Zillah, WA

Jul 16, 2017

Three Brothers Winery

Ridgefield, WA

Jul 21, 2017

Ott & Murphy Winery

Langley, WA

Aug 12, 2017

Laugh's Comedy Club

Seattle, WA

Aug 16, 2017

Bronco Saloon

Newberg, OR

Aug 19, 2017

Uptown Pub

Port Townsend, WA

Sep 09, 2017

Club Crow

Cashmere, WA

Sep 28, 2017

Willow Crest Winery

Prosser, WA

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Upcoming Shows

"I'm not a huge fan of Las Vegas. It's called the city of sin. I've found that I don't ever really need to travel for sin. It's available in my own neighborhood if I'm looking for it. That way I save on hotel and airfare."

"War is not the answer! Unless the question is what band sang the song lowrider?"

Simon Kaufman is available for standup comedy and MC 'ing. He will travel anywhere in the U.S. He performs regularily in Seattle Washington 98122, Portland Oregon, Los Angeles California, and Hawaii and can travel anywhere. Call  (323)643-2970  or contact here to book.